Tyler Glendon

UMass Track and Field

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

If Dianna Russini had sex with an alien I’m gonna lose my shit

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Interviewer: Your resume says you know over two hundred numbers?

Me: Yeah way more

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

This picture now retroactively goes in the hall of fame

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

[Matt @Matt2Frosty]

I’ve already got my eyes set on the best weekend of the fall

September 27th

Ryder Cup
Bama v Georgia
LSU v Ole Miss
Oregon v Penn State

September 28th

Ryder Cup
Eagles v Buccaneers
Ravens v Chiefs
Packers v Cowboys

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Imagine getting convicted of a DUI and you walk outside to streets full of people cheering you on

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

The Lion asked for no pickles

[a local @jedwill]

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure

[Bones🇺🇸🇵🇹🇫🇷 @Boness305]

BREAKING: Porzingus has been SHOT in the td garden

[bing 🪵 @BingBongLLC]

my wife has entered the transfer portal

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Let’s be honest Michelob Ultra hate is kinda forced, drinking 12 Mickeys kinda slaps

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

11am beers at Chili's

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

Beast mode I’m afraid

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

Goaltending

[soulja @devstacksx]

i ain’t never seen sum shit like dis in my life omg im cryin

[kayleigh¹²🦖 @skzaaylzeigh]

btw