Tyler Hill

Welcome to my random thoughts Professional Baseball Player

[Tyler Hill @TylerHill37]

@elonmuskTN 40

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Saw a kid at a stoplight with a baseball glove on and so I told him to catch a ball I had. I completely freaking missed from 7 feet away.........I’m going to think about that for awhile.....

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It makes me sad to think that my future kids are just a google search away from knowing Santa isn’t real. The world is becoming less magical.

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@kaylayates161 English is clearly too much for me

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When the front staff at the gym says “have a good workout” and you say “you too” followed by the blank stare you provide (knowing that they are clearly not workout out) never gets old

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Taking wife applications because a lady at the store told me I need children at 24. So message me for my email to get the process underway!

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Be the method to your own madness

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Why are people so concerned with what everyone thinks of them? Stop letting everyone else control your life and go do what makes you happy. You won’t regret it.

[Tyler Hill @TylerHill37]

If toilet paper runs out again just go to CVS and buy literally anything, the receipt is equivalent to about 4 rolls.

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Can we bring back waving and saying hello? I’m tired of being friendly and people looking at me like I kicked their dog

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I will be giving catching and hitting lessons at Field of Dreams in Lancaster. Just go on the Field of Dreams Facebook page and hit “book now” it’s a very easy system they use. https://t.co/z1jAY0cNzJ

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Why do I see all these trainers at the gym making their clients do these wild “modern” workouts. How about you go back to the basics that have worked for decades. Sorry Billy, you can’t lose 75 pounds in 4 days with Chads new “secret” method

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I wonder what people did at the gym between sets before cell phones. Did they just stare at other people in the mirror till their eyes were bloodshot or what?

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Former Falcon Hill Signs With York Revolution of Atlantic League Professional Baseball https://t.co/qLl69wFj7I

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Don’t grow up too fast kids, enjoy the coffee

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Love how instagram is now a yard sale platform for all y’alls unwanted stuff

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If I can smell your breath and body odor through this mask I think we need to have a chat.

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I wish I could go back to simpler times, like when one coffee would get me through more than two hours.

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So Fox Sports is showing virtual NASCAR, the drivers are literally at home playing a video game. I’ve had enough of this virus.

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Seriously sick of looking at my phone all day