Tyler Carman

Prefer odds to ends.

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

Listen to Matt

[Matt R @StationWEFUNK]

Using @HungryBartender's Nog Formula. 100ml Coffee Syrup (2:1)
100ml Kahlua
100ml Sambvca
100ml Cynar (Amaro)
100ml Ancho Reyes
200ml Rum
200ml Cognac
200ml Aquafaba
500ml Coconut Milk (liquid only)
500ml Macadamia Milk

Emulsify in blender, enjoy!

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

You're mad that Facebook is selling your data, but you also own stock and want to see gains. That's oil & vinegar. #Facebook

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

don’t read books to impress people, read books to get stickers which when accumulated gain you a free personal pan pizza

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

Despite tax evasion is more common for the financial elite the RICH are making it nearly impossible for themselves to get audited while audits on the POOR continue.

[ProPublica @propublica]

Thanks to Congress, the IRS is now on life support:

💀 billions in budget reductions over 8 years
💀 employees feel spread thin, unable to pursue all but “low hanging fruit”
💀 plummeting audit rates
💀 tens of BILLIONS in missed revenue

https://t.co/e62RptUyib

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

Don't tell this to @davidgoggins he's got no time for this nonsense. #merrychristmas

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

When people are told their DNA predicts they can't run very well, they start running less—even if the genetic test results were totally made up, writes @sarahzhang. https://t.co/pTNQw2tOmc

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

@CraigLaBan Hello, I am a journalism student working on a profile of critics in traditional news, would you answer a few of my questions? No funny business, I promise.

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

The very powerful

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I would be happy to talk to you about it for as long as you’d like.

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

Those that are in the know, how do you feel about this? https://t.co/8aSpYms1rr

[WHYY News @WHYYNews]

Gov-elect Murphy: New Jersey will stop using PARCC tests https://t.co/A0vV2X0Sdp

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

@vicenews The "shithole" supercut at the end of the show, was simply beautiful. Hammered away the point, but also took the sting out of the word. Many journalists I know have been trying to figure out how to deal with the term. Kudos to you.

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

@joerogan What do you think about @JewdyGold comments, about comedians warning each other about Trump supporters in the crowd? Does this impact your sets? Have any comedians ever told you before your set "There are Trump supporters in the audience"? @madflavor @bertkreischer

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

Not ready for fall but so stoked for layers. #fashionprobz

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

@Uesco WHERE??????

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

"F*ck It. I quit" --@ktva reporter quits on air to focus on pot (with a crowdfunding campaign already launched.) http://t.co/m5ZB6A0a7v

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

Just started watching Orange is the New Black, which is funny because it's turned the couch into my new bed. #bingewatch

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

Do you dislike litter? Have some time to volunteer? Look for the Woodbury Litter Club cleaning up a mess near you. #delseadrive #southjersey

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

Just got schooled about #SharkWeek by a very pretty girl.

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

@mabege Yes.

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

The Surgeon General recommends showering with your socks on to cut down on the laundry bill.

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

@kayla_staley Live it up, darling! You know I am.

[Tyler Carman @TylerJCarman]

@kayla_staley Happy Birthday!!!!!!