Die-Ler Petty

Your order is less important than their joy.

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

Christian nationalism is going out into the desert and accepting the devil's bargain before he can even finish the question.

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@christianfunpod didn’t know Kevin was a Republican senator from Oklahoma.

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@PastorTrey05

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@Sam_Vecenie @MotorCityHoops At least Bulls are tanking, and not for SA anymore?

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

Because of Woke

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@WHMPodcast It's pronounced Beek-EEPER

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

I have been instructed to clarify: 2 guys 1 controller, not whatever some of you may have been thinking

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

2g1c BOTW run on @GamesDoneQuick

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@FieldYates He wasn't the solution, but he wasn't the real problem either

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@knowledge_fight the serial killer in Cunk on Life was a character played by an actor.

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@NeilBreen Are you starring in it too?

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@barstoolsports Drew Lock had a perfect QB rating today

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@POTUS @NoradSanta Santa isn't real, you liar

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@TheWapplehouse didn't know you're Canadian

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@electrolemon But you're the only one we could ever fall in love with

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@AndrewDBailey @bball_ref @Stathead Garland and Suggs figured it out, so Scoot is due for a breakout?

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@flynnslick The Remarkable Life of Ibelin

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

In the “boyfriend” sketch on the Sabrina Carpenter Christmas special, Owen Thiele and Megan Stalter play a normie straight couple, and it’s not even the weirdest part.

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@robertmays Can you fire the owners

[John Hollinger @johnhollinger]

This contract is so long that Bobby Bonilla will no longer be getting paid by the Mets by the end of it.

[Die-Ler Petty @TylerJPetty]

@GuidoHenkel The sheriff of Mayberry is one of his managers?