Teeyler

I have no clue why I’m here

[Anchovy42 @Anchovy42]

But, it literally is????

[EthcatTF ☕️ @EthcatTF]

what the fuck is a smash burger. Why did you flatten my burger. Why don't I flatten your head you ape

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[beebug ⚔️ @jopzer]

can't imagine being raymun fossoway the day the town crier announced that aerion brightflame killed himself with a giant cup of wildfire. i bet his children got Scared with how loud and long he laughed.

[Teeyler @TylerKeithLaws1]

@illjoy_ Nolan when someone asks him about EPIC

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

What jewelry was fucking stolen

[Video Nasties🇵🇲 @53gaDr3amca5t]

Blowing a motorcyclist in half with a broadside of Lithium Shot like I was at the Battle of Trafalgar

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Don’t listen to them. Tell us again how orc city burned, how the elf king was pleased as ashes fell like rain

[Teeyler @TylerKeithLaws1]

@fleshsimulator My school still uses YikYak it’s amazing

[breakfast @ouchowwie]

doing petplay with deer girlfriend. i just hit her with my car going 55 on a country backroad

[General Grievous @GeneralGrevio13]

BATTLE DROIDS, RAM A HONDA CIVIC INTO HIS TRUNK TO TAKE OUT THAT VENATOR!!!

[Teeyler @TylerKeithLaws1]

@jiggyjayy2 Wait they’ve been together since 1997 but he cheated in 1996? Huh?

[Teeyler @TylerKeithLaws1]

@souljagoytellem @budgorj1 Many early Jews worshipped a female deity known as Ashera, particularly Jews living in Egypt

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

[twinsoul @twin_presence]

Kid Named Pubert is the only thing that repairs my boyfriends phone screen

[Teeyler @TylerKeithLaws1]

@Rev_says_desu This just tells me that 23,000 of you need to go outside and talk to women

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Insane to demean horse girls, single handedly keeping the dream of the mongol horde alive.

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I have debunked this map of global IQs, and the study it was based on, so many times, but it just won't die. Help me spread the word about how much this study sucks. For every 10 likes, I will tweet a ridiculous fact about how badly this study was conducted.

[TronWave @BitchWeUpFr]

You was Nazi posting and ur girl was gettin fucked LMAOOOO