Breaking news out of Granville! 🚨🚨
Following the 2023 Kenyon v Denison series, Nick Falter mistook Theo Canning for child fan and gave him a ball with the message “follow your dreams, buddy” in the post-game handshake line.
NCAC Aura Rankings 4/25:
1. Kyle Baxt (has his own gravitational field)
2. Kelly Crittenberger (always willing to lay one down)
3. Parker Ellis (darkness)
4. X
5. Theo Canning (only with the hood on)
HM: Luke Mesiter, Nick Pett @dan73222 thoughts?
@AntwanMcGruder Antwan, please make sure to include Coach Ferenchak from Kenyon in the HM category. Heard his rabies puts him in the scared of water category.
@AntwanMcGruder Mr McGruder, you must tune into the cross-town rivalry Kenyon v Mt. Vernon Nazarene. While this may be an out of conference game, the winner supplants themselves as the superior team in the greater Mt Vernon/Gambier region. #itjustmeansmore