When you think you have seen it all in non league 👵🏻👵🏻 2 old ladies pitch invading mid game on the way to bowls, looked more mobile than a few players 🤣🤣🤣 gotta love non league ⚽️👵🏻👵🏻
🗣️ Gary Neville on playing against Liverpool at Anfield:
"I used to love playing at Anfield, 90 minutes worth of insults about my appearance, mainly from blokes who looked like extra off Planet of the Apes.
I remember one game, a little chubby lad shouted "Oi Gary, my Dad says you're a w****r!"
I turned round and said "Yeah? I've got 8 Premier League medals, what've you got besides diabetes? You fat little t**t!"
He was in floods of tears, that's what the rivalry is all about. Good natured ribbing." 😂❤️
Dalot is that footballer where, if you watch just a tiny clip of him, you might think he is terrible, but after watching him for the full 90 minutes, you realise you're absolutely right.
Neil Warnock once gave a random 14-year-old a run-out in a pre-season friendly, revealed Paddy Kenny…
“We were playing a game, we're all there getting changed before we go out. Warnock's brought this young kid in about 14-years-old.
"This young kid has come in with his dad and we were like 'what's going off here, why would he be playing?'.
"We were like, eh? Anyway this young kid comes on, plays 20 minutes, pre-season I think it was Bodmin we were playing.
"We found out afterwards the lad's dad had decorated Warnock's house, so instead of paying he gave his lad 20 minutes of a pre-season game."
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Following (intended fun) comments made on a podcast regarding women drivers, First Team Manager Marc White has received a six-game touchline suspension to be served from the beginning of the league season.
During a tour of Carrington, Sir Jim Ratcliffe asked women's team captain Katie Zelem what she did at #mufc, despite her being a long-time player and England international [@TeleFootball]