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For legal reasons this is a joke

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

Vocabulary is important because I can tell your girl she’s a smokeshow 50 different ways, stay in school

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

Dear Heavenly Father, please let this Honda CRV and the driver in front of me violently dematerialize for the grave sin of going 42 in a 50

[Duck Enlightenment @_jokeocracy]

there is no person in the history of the world that I would not vote for if they were running against Dave Portnoy. i'd vote for a serial killer over him. a gay communist. even a woman.

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

@thrnappIe

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

@fw_andyyy Heat/combustion changes THCa (which is too big to bind to neural receptors) into THC. You lose a couple percentage points but 33% THCa is still roughly 30% THC 👍🏼

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

The funniest name for a book of the bible is definitely deuteronomy

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

@hippojuicefilm @stevekarr55 @HunterBiden

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

@InternetH0F For fun, only place 92 pieces per year that way it’ll take 132 years just like the real one

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

@SawyerMerritt This thing just… sucks

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

I read this last night while I was high as giraffe pussy and just skimmed past like “heh, fun satire” but now I see it’s real which is way funnier

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[tylernol @TylerLangen]

@SenFettermanPA Terrible to see such a steep cognitive decline after a medical emergency 🙏🏻

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven't met a cody in years. where did they go

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Juuls are better than disposables Papa needs that crackle

[Zion @zionszzn]

I think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[kunk @gunk4188]

I'm a 25 year old who has never seen a vagina in real life and here are my views on geopolitics

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

emergency vet be like give us three million dollars right now or your cat gets the firing squad

[Lumon Media Experience @SeveredFromX]

When I reap vs when I sow

[keí ꕤ @boobsweat1989]

give alexa grasso the BMF belt

[ava @gutsforlife]

being the wokest person in your family really does raise your cortisol levels