TylerMichelle

sarcasm should really be my middle name.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

my fall plans: the delta variant:

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I freaking burned pop corn 😒

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@DaddyColes14 Dude I might have to book a flight to Mexico and have it done lmao

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So I just discovered that you can have fat taken from other parts of the body and put into your chest for bigger boobs. Imagine how large I could be 😍 #endlesssupply

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I ate a whole box of pierogis for dinner and man my stomach hates me for it but my taste buds think that’s the best idea we’ve had in a while.

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I took a PTO day and was still up at 7:30 like I was going into work

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I can’t wait to have a job where I actually have weekends off

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So glad my neighbor woke me up at 7am pounding something on her porch. I swear does no one realize I still live here?

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This whole working out thing today sounded like a great idea until I got here and lost steam lmao

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You know what’s terrible is me having to force myself to take a day and just chill out. I don’t know how to do that

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@Skarekrow19 @holotaco I’ve thought the same thing! I get it all the time at work and the amount of sticky notes I’ve handed out with the website on it is insane lol

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Hey @ashkell83 I’m on level 227 on best fiends. You’re slacking

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@NickO_Drums18 I was working so I was like yeah I’m proud of where I am and all the hard work I’ve been giving myself and that’s more important

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Some guy told me today that if I got fully in shape I’d be a bombshell. I’ve never had an insult quite like that one.

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I really hope the hot bath with Epsom salts, 800mg ibuprofen, bad 10mg of melatonin helps me sleep through this leg pain from lifting Sunday lmao

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Walking up Jeff Hill 🥵

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@Bethsnailss @holotaco @nailogical It’s like doing an eye makeup look that looks like crap then you throw a lash on and it saves the day

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@millershelbyj My favorite shape! They look so good!

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@hallemorganx3 @MisterJones89 🤣🤣 this sounds like me at work all the time when they talk sports

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So I never heard back from that dream job after doing two interviews. That’s lame.