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[Jack Slack @JackSlackMMA]

Boxing writers used to spend part of their time driving around the country finding farm hands with acromegaly and saying "son, I think you've got what it takes to lick that nasty ol' Jack Johnson"

[🏆BostonTBA🏆 @BostonTBA]

Probably a team not shown that singularly has the same amount of trophies shown in this graphic and has beaten all 3 of these teams in the SB...

[Flea @flea333]

Lakers should trade knecht for wemby

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[jane ester @cosmug]

id be huffing and puffing that shit like crazy. race to the end. theres no way im letting some broad take half my fucking cigarette

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

7 in open gym is damn near a KD performance

[j.h. @user_________01]

Guy who hasn't internalized that he will not be getting another chance at Life

[James @MKUltraMoney]

Esoteric schizophrenics proven right once again that words are spells and let you manifest your own reality

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[🍻 @drink2beers]

bad news twin: time is flying
good news: you the pilot twin

u the fuckin pilot

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[NFL+ @NFLPlus]

Drake Maye will be the first QB to face a top-5 total defense in each of his 3️⃣ playoff games in a season since Cam Newton in 2015 🫡

No QB has ever beat 3️⃣ top-5 total defenses in a single playoff run 👀

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

This girl is trying to guess my zodiac sign and she literally got to mine LAST and said

"That makes SO MUCH sense"

[Djon Mustard. The ‘D’ is silent. @KK0813MA]

Brady would have Moss’d Woolen here if it weren’t for Gisele:

[KDOT 🦇 @kdot89_]

PLEASE WIN TOMORROW PATS DENVER DONT WANT IT

[🌸sports tweeter Matthias🌸 (tonesetter) @sportswaatcher]

Stafford MVP is DEI for old people

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking

[QBgami @QBgami]

Drake Maye
256 YDS / 5 TD / 0 INT

🚨QBgami!🚨

It's the 6,401st unique QB stat line in NFL history, and the 20th unique combination of the 2025 season.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

If LeBron’s incomprehensible 10+ point, 17 year, 1,297 game streak were ever going to end, that was simply the greatest way imaginable:

Sitting on 8 points, tie game, ball in hands, chance to keep streak alive with a make or get to OT with a miss, he… made the right play.

Assisted for the open 3. Ball game. Lakers win.

Just perfect. And we’ll never see anything like that streak again.
🫡