Tyler Patterson

Copywriter / Coffee Nerd / Etc

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@BradSeed Meeple Circus?

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If this is the end of Twitter, this was my favourite tweet. Good bye!

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You don't always find work as a gig musician. It's more of a day to day bassist.

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Is there a carbon offset I can buy for throwing away the bread butts?

[Diggy @JaysWS2022]

@RedSox Boys making cocktails in dugout on your ass 💀

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There was a short time (maybe 2-3 years) where I thought prog-rock was referencing a style of rock from the city of Prague.

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Didn't we already do physical gold n silver, back when we kept our wealth in chests or a little bag tied to our belt?

[Kinesis Money @KinesisMonetary]

Choose Physical Gold And Silver. Not Paper Money.

Be Part Of A New Monetary System.

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"Hit 'em where it hurts"? Anywhere you hit me will hurt. Don't hit, what are you, 3?

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Yeah, that's right, 'Fans'.

[The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle]

Fans create petition for ‘Morbius’ to return to theaters for the 3rd time.

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This is the boomer version of "All of my Apes gone."

[Tolly Taylor @TollyTaylor]

An unoccupied house on stilts in Rodanthe, North Carolina, as it collapses into the ocean this afternoon.
Was worth $381,200 according to Zillow.

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Goosepumps

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

My Kawhi Leonard Goosebumps shoes have arrived!

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My mind palace is more of a mind cabin. I don't go there very often, maybe once a year or so to ensure it hasn't flooded or been vandalized by local teens.

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@kwantumpod he's searching for that gen 1 kuju in the GaRbAGe

[internet baby @kirkpate]

i've never seen a finer set of photos in my life than nic cage for gq

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Every time I go to the grocery store they've invented like 3 new kinds of apples. Who's doing this? We're good on apples, maybe take a run at some new bananas or something?

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If you're looking for a fun sci-fi podcast, Kwantum just dropped episode 1. Many cool people worked on it (including my future wife) so give it a listen!

Episode 1: Disruptor | https://t.co/eWSDlVAJow

[The Sonar Podcast Network 🎙 @thesonarnetwork]

Follow this quick start guide to set up your brand new Kuju.

And don't forget to subscribe to @kwantumpod, our new near-future fiction podcast premiering January 26!

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What's the hardest thing about being a copywriter? Making sure that 'Ahh' reads as Ahh' and not 'Ahh!'

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Deeply considering following 292 more accounts just for the bit.

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You're telling me a honey nut this cheerio?

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You're telling me an alpha bit this soup?

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You're telling me a sock eyed this salmon?