Tyler Reimold

If you enjoy thoughts from me then you have come to the right place.

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*gets 5 likes*

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@elysserogers Back to making the world a better place 😌

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If you're flexible enough you can sleep on your back and your stomach at the same time

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Sewing back on the button that fell off my shirt got me feeling like some kind of little house on the prairie pioneer

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An anime where the great lakes are personified and they go on adventures

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@Blarndon What are you a tech billionaire

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I dreamt I taught my mom how to use a scanner

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I don't look at the thermostat I can tell how hot it is based on how melted the coconut oil is in my pantry

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The worst part about getting glasses for the first time is you can't see how much they cost until after you buy them

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Ya so idk what I expected but apparently you can make a milkshake by shaking milk

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If I bought $200 Phoebe Bridgers tickets only for her to run me over with her car as she drove into the concert 2 hours late I would still put one of her quotes on my headstone

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Why am I not famous for this tweet???

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Gaslight, girlboss, gattlestar galactica

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@elysserogers Oh dear! I'd better tell all my relatives about this on Thanksgiving

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It blows my mind that fighter pilots can handle turns that are 4-5g's like bro I can barely handle 1g

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My last electric coffee grinder I destroyed by trying to grind up peanuts. You would think that peanuts would be softer and easier to grind than coffee beans but that is not the case apparently.

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I just wanna sit on the porch and watch the summer weather and the birds and maybe contemplate some light poetry

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I wonder if my office plant is still alive, it's been two years

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Note to self eating a length of saltine crackers does not constitute dinner

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My apartment isn't messy it's just lofi

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Daniel Carlson should have a street named after him in Pittsburgh.

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@elysserogers Top sheet gang