Tyler Weber

Be Kind | Husband and Dad | SEO | Enneagram 9

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

- What needs to be said that I'm not saying?

- What am I saying that needs to be heard?

- What is being said that I'm not hearing?

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

I’m ready for social media to not be blamed for our issues.
It’s a tool that we’ve wielded poorly.

But we know enough now.

Make the decision and stop blaming something outside of yourself.

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

Alright, I’ll say it.
I don’t understand the upside down arched text on hats.

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

@LGUS The oven was dangerous and malfunctioned.
It has been cleaned on a regular basis, and it malfunctioned. It was dangerous and I’m concerned that the smoke that billowed out of the oven was carcinogenic. Our house still smells like burnt plastic.
What are you going to do?

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

Ever been baking something and the oven won’t stop smoking?
Smoke was coming from the back of the 2 year old oven, not inside the main baking area even 15 minutes after being unplugged.
WTH @LGUS?
Dangerous

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

@matthewdybs @ChipotleTweets Lyndale

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

Hey @ChipotleTweets the location in Richfield, MN randomly closed to take a break. Said they would open at 5:20. They didn’t open until after 5:25. People standing outside.
I placed an online order to pick up at 5. Not cool.

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

Flying is a nightmare right now.
Was supposed to be on a flight last night that was delayed, so I’d miss my connecting flight. Was up at 2:40am to catch a 5am flight this morning instead.
Now we’ve been sitting on the runway in Dallas for an hour.

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

@SleeperHQ KJ Osborn

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

@matthewdybs Your dad mentioned that, and I am SO curious about it. Have you been there?

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

Have people heard about the Villages in FL?
INSANITY

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

Indigo @ForePlayPod

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@TheFFBallers 🫴

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

If the refs don’t call this short to make up for the EMBARRASSING job they’ve done…

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

“I though hurricane season was over.”

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

@FantasyPros ASB. Picked him up in 3 leagues last year and won the championship in all of them

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

I wonder how many days in my life I missed a belt loop

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

There you go @jasonmoore

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

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[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Let's have some fun... we're going to give away $1,000! 🤑 $100 to 10 people! Follow @SleeperHQ and quote tweet with your Sleeper username to enter 🤝

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

Went to the driving range today 🏌️‍♂️
Topped the last ball in my bucket 🪣
The dude next to me, “You can’t end on that. You’ve been bombing ‘em.”
*tosses me one more ball*
There is good out there 😊

[Tyler Weber @TylerSEOmpls]

@FantasyPros dynasty, single QB, half point trade question:
- Saquon, Tee Higgins, and Hockenson
Or
- Gibson, Pitts, and Cory Davis
I’ll hang up and listen 🎧