Tyler Gordon

I wish having a sense of humor was as popular as having an asshole.

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

“Dad can we do a puzzle?”
“Sure dude. “
(Kid does 4 pieces, Dad does 96.)
“We did it Dad!”

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

We really lived through a time where actual basketball games were being played with medical masks on to prevent the possible spread of COVID, as if every person on the court wasn’t touching the same ball the entire game…

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be Alive......The Sun is out!

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

@dneedles12 Braylon* edwards.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Monday cocksuckers.....A beautiful day to be a BadMotherfucker!

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

@RealSkipBayless I hope you trip on your terribly tied shoelaces..

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

y’all ever heard a girl vent and realize she the problem

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

@EricsTweetsRock In said situation the mother had no control over getting pregnant and now the government is telling her she has the capabilities to give birth so now suck it up and go on with your life? Still love ya but I’ll respectfully agree to disagree lol.

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

@EricsTweetsRock I understand that’s an extreme situation. But it’s a situation that happens and women shouldn’t have to be punished for a man being a shitty human being. I’m not for babies being killed either, but at what point do you prioritize the mothers well being then?

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

If I have to move into the right lane on the highway to pass you because you won’t move over, just know I’m cussing you out on my way by..

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Good morning beautiful people..

Have a day lads

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

That California weed has you thinking funny..🤔 @tae15adams

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Davante Adams compared Aaron Rodgers and Derek Carr 👀

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

How the hell do you have @Money23Green in here over @KlayThompson? @ColinCowherd @TheVolumeSports

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Colin Cowherd and @TheVolumeSports Top 20 NBA stars over the last 20 years

[ogmaxb @ogm4xb_]

when girls get caught up they be like “you sound dumb but okay” 😂😂😂

[cloakzy @cloakzy]

that was the worst UFC fight I’ve ever seen #UFC274

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

*Waking up early in normal life* — Holy hell how is it 7 am?! Why do I feel like I got punched in the face?! Snooze. Another snooze won’t hurt.

*Waking up early for golf* — Top o’ the mornin’ to ya! What a lovely sleep. Is that a blue heron chirping outside? Let’s have a day!!!

[Ftlng Meatball @Ftlngmeatball]

@NBA2K please make the next game about basketball and not doing quests. It should be a basketball game that works before anything else. Watching the playoffs makes me wanna play 2k, but then I remember how garbage the game is currently

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Knowin your worth and acting like it really puts some people in a bad mood.

[Tyler Gordon @TylerTG3]

I mean the second you see Jordan, Lebron, and Giannis on one team this instantly becomes a unanimous answer right..? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[LegendOfWinning @LegendOfWinning]

Which Team is Better?

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

Ask your mother.