"Why do you have a pickup truck if you're just using it to commute back and forth to your office job? Compensating much?" asks the apartment-dwelling Husky owner
Corporate America: "How do we stop losing so much money from the people constantly stealing all our stuff?"
Consultants: "Well for starters, you've got way too many cashiers for a company no one's buying from"
Corporation: "That'll be $1.06"
Customer: "But the sign said it's $1.00"
Corporation: "Yeah... but the tax"
Corporation: "Here's your paycheck of $650
Employee: "But the sign said "$1,000"
Corporation: "Yeah... but the tax"
Chief of Wizard Police: "Look Harry, I know tensions are hot, I know he killed your parents, but we've been over this... you can't use the V-word when making an arrest! "
@themandalore9 They could really save paper by just printing the "Either we skirt regulations to hastily build a nuclear power plant in your backyard or we 10x your electric bill and shut the power off in the summer" ballet measure on the back.
Yes Google, when I type in "China Moon" I am in fact a caveman doing research on the Chinese Space program and not looking for the Asian restaurant down the street. Thank you. Thank you so much.
My first day at McKinsey: "You know he's just doing that boulder thing cause his enclosure's too small and needs more enrichment, right? Try adding a tire swing, maybe get him a friend or two, he'll be his normal Sisyphus self in no time"
At Disneyland, you know it's pretend and they know it's pretend, but if you run around telling everyone it's pretend they'll kick you out. So long as you don't do that and just follow the rules, you'll have a magical vacation.
Anyways, consider Pyongyang for your next holiday