Tyler Van Zile

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

Let it be known that I am deeply, deeply in love with the girl behind the counter at the ice cream shop in Boulder City, Nevada

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

White guilt is taking your family to an authentic taqueria and watching your mother ask if they have mayonnaise.

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

Walking down the street listening to JB’s “Confident” with my hands in my pockets and my head facing the ground.

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

My hotel only has rosé scented body wash. I’m walking the strip smelling like Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

Almost slipped and died at the Bellagio today but I made $3 at the slots so I guess you could say things are going alright

[Based Brando (slur money era) @legit_scumbag]

Holy shit lmaooooooooo

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Harassing the lady behind the counter at Dairy Queen because she didn’t flip my blizzard.

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

March can totally like… Get it

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

Dude’s out here looking like one of the bad guys from Red Alert 3 lmao

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

Yeah sex is cool but how hot would it be if we did a shot by shot analysis on Dario Argento’s 𝘚𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘢?

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

My new thing is driving around listening to 80s synth and pretending I’m a side character in Lethal Weapon 2.

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

She talked during Rebekah Del Rio's performance of Roy Orbison's "Crying" at the Club Silencio 🚩🚩🚩

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

Literally no one:…
Gabriel from Maligant:

[Tyler Van Zile @TylerVanz22]

Let’s see Paul Allen’s Dune review