basement dweller

I'll blow you and eat that bowl of cheerios at the same time figure that one out.

[Nobody👁️‍🗨️ @NobodyIn4K]

"Islamic Republic of Japan"

[estrogen beast @ileakfromkisses]

saw the tuffest tattoo while scrolling insta earlier

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO DISC? WHAT THE HELL AM I BUYIN’ THEN?"

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

The Iraq team is whiter than France*

[𝘼𝙎𝙃 @MISGUIDEDS0N]

I saw knocked loose in a church at 2am

It was every bit the biblical experience you’d imagine

[jᎾᎬ sᎥᎬᎶᏞᎬᏒ @JoeSiegler]

It appears that Bobby Prince has died. Doom - Quake - Rise of the Triad - Duke Nukem. So SO many more. I can say this is someone who composed a song just for me. Not many people can say that. Dude's a legend. RIP my old friend.

https://t.co/6X2mOkRLFL

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

How my fat ass look grabbing Uber Eats at 3AM

[xTHRESHERx 🐟 @t_sh4rkt33th]

156/tomodachi

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[. @playboicurrryy]

how i look at the cashier dead in the eye after pressing no tip

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

perhaps my favorite New Yorker reject of the year so far

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Count your fucking days tangerine man.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I swear, the US is not a real place…