I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)
My days off consist of waking up sometime after noon, then sitting at the top of the stairs for atleast 10 minutes. Oh and then making some sort of rolls, because on Wednesdays we make rolls. #ItsWhatWeDo
*At McDonald’s*
Me: “Mason, Brody wants to go home so put your shoes on”
Mason: ”I want a million dollars but that’s not gonna happen” (runs off)
Brody: ”Can we leave w/o him? He’s not that important”