Tyler Probst

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

Missed opportunity if the @Lions don’t go for 2 their first TD this weekend. Run the Decker play and roof comes off Ford Field.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@WRBolen Pistons losing streak: Lions keep winning

Pistons win: Lions get screwed in Dallas.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

Should be no surprise, but this Rose Bowl game’s run time will end up being 50% commercials

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@TheCBradley Not starting the laborious tradition will go down as a top 10 parenting decision. Can’t miss what you never had.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

Golf: A sport where a swing coach can qualify for a major, make the cut, and earn a T15 for exemption next year. Oh yeah, and make a hole in one while doing it. Enough to make Cinderella jealous.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@mattmurley19 @bigdealbrew I know, I’d been hearing about it on the pod. Super tempted but would prob only@go if we also had tix. I’ll watch the vlog when it comes out tho.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

Our Uber driver in Kalamazoo tonight had 13,600 trips which is, objectively, an incredible statistic.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

There’s nothing like a perfectly executed dinner out with 2 young children. No tantrums. No screaming. Everyone ate their food and everyone had fun. Spent the entire time not talking about what was occurring, like a pitcher throwing a perfect game. Super rare but memorable.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@eitsirk00 @OLDBAYSeasoning Oh dear…the Bloody Mary that could make. Amazing.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

I’m prepared to say that @OLDBAYSeasoning hot sauce is in fact THE hot sauce.

[Northville Varsity Hockey @Nvillehockey]

5th All-Time leading goal scorer, Donny McKinnon, recently passed. 5:30pm today @NoviIceArena come celebrate his legacy at a memorial Alumni game. Moving forward, the Mustangs Holiday Tournament will change to the Donny McKinnon Memorial Tournament. #OnceAMustangAlwaysAMustang

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

Me:Evaluating my 1 year old’s performance at the grocery. “That was brutal, BRUTAL”

My 4.5year old: 🎶 “Brutal the red nosed raindeer, had a very….” 🎶

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@NHL That’s a core memory right there.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@theaccordance Still waiting for an opportunity to use the word carapace.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

You’d think the @lions would run out of ways to lose a football game eventually, but no. They just keep on finding them. Incredible really.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

Turns out you can’t let the other teams only weapon score 5 TDs by himself and also win the football game. Shocking stuff.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@theaccordance Attah boyyyy! Pumped for a good celebration this weekend.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

Mother Nature tortures me all weekend working outside in the heat then the cold front rolls through during cleaning and I need a sweater. Just toying with me at this point.

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@theaccordance It doesn’t stand a chance brother 💪🏼

[Tyler Probst @Tyler_Probst]

@TheCBradley No siphon, yep. Also and option: say “it’ll be finneee” as you put it back in the shed until next season without doing anything.