Uncle Murph

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

Told them to pull the plug

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

Looking for rockband drums for Xbox 360 willing to pay a hefty amount

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

Learning is a gift. Even when pain is your teacher.

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

@KyleeHerechuk Can't be saying that stuff

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

Treat everybody with respect because you never know who will change your life

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

We have 3D printers why can’t we have something that can print out clothing

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

@EmilySproston Think god needs to go with you on that one

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

Be broke not poor

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Traded the van for it straight up… I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog "

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

Love dressing for this weather

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

Hard work will eventually pay off

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Mechanic: So, what's wrong with your car?

Me: https://t.co/ru2HebcdiO

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

They say their headlights ain't working so good

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

@mandixxm Square up

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

@CauseWereGuys @Malcolmvilk

[Uncle Murph @Tylermurfy]

My cats a whore she got boys coming to the window and meowing at her in the middle of the night