Tyler James Mechem

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

@MJCarter10 Ahhh you replied! Day=made. Thanks! I've told everyone about The Strangler Vine. Just started my second time through it.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

@MJCarter10 Any plans for an audiobook version of The Infidel Stain? If so, please use Alex Wyndham again to narrate. Amazing!

[Jennie DeVoe @JennieDeVoe]

This Saturday @JennieDeVoe @RathskellerIndy with @TylersRealLife 7pm--don't miss it!

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Mixing with Michter's from Michols... Michols = @micah_nichols http://t.co/jI8SAfldsh

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Tomorrow is my annual Dominique Day Party. Invitees include: Dominique Dawes, Dominique Moceanu, Dominique Wilkins & Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Mr. Potato Head arrested after police found Mr. Pringles sliced up and stacked into a tube in his home. The perpe'tater' had no comment.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Anybody been to that dirty little noodle joint in Chinatown called Pad Thai-ler? Overrated.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

En route to ATL in matching teal suits w/ Steve Harvey for our Annual ECoB... Egging Caucasians of Buckhead. Black and Prius-Proud.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Steve Harvey & I just bought matching teal suits for our Parrot Bay rum commercial. Steve Fuckin'Hawwwveyyy!

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Upgraded my cable subscription to automatically record all ESPN and 700 Club shows. It's called TeVow. #WhatWouldJesusWatch.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

In shipping and receiving, they call me Boxy Brown.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Going in halfsies with Delta Burke for a new business : "Mammary Lane".. A Strip Club for An Aging Generation.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Octavia!!!!

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Went to Santa Monica mall & a mob of 14-year old girls thought I was some asshole named Shane Dawson. Looked it up. Damnit. They're right.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Me and Van Der Beek just bought matching choker necklaces for our GFs. Merry Xmas from Meech & Mox. Hut hut hike!!!!

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Strolling Rodeo Dr with J. Stamos- trying to find some new skinny jeans for his birthday.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

I'm managing a Dixieland jazz band made up of multiracial albino guys. It's called "Combino".

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Q: If you drink tap water in Myrtle Beach do you grow side burns? A: Yes, and your car speakers get louder.

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Just left the party. Richard Dreyfus kept calling black people "rednecks".

[Tyler James Mechem @TylersRealLife]

Humiliated. Dominique Dawes just beat me at arm-wrestling.