Tyler Stansbury

👆This is 45. It's just me. If I have something to say, I'll say it. If a tweet is interesting, I'll retweet. Portland born, Halloweentown raised. Cis (He/him)

[Tyler Stansbury @Tylertas]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 4240 4385 9911!

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I’m not quitting a $20M a year job. Hell no.

[Joe☭🔻 @ScottishCommie]

After watching you lot whitewash a genocide for almost 3 years its no wonder.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

I’m around the same age as RFK Jr. I went to the same school some of his cousins, including JFK Jr, went to. I’m here to tell you, not one kid was bringing guns to St. David’s on the Upper East Side in 1969. He is out of his fucking mind.

[kwade @KwadeSays]

World Cup Final should be at the Rose Bowl.

90k fans with no obstructions. And you start the game at 3pm PT, you'll get a sunset that Hollywood CGI could only dream of.

[𝐊𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥 @kabrieltwt]

Trying to critique Jan 6 but still being copaganda is peak Hollywood liberalism

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Republicans spent a decade screaming about secret pedophile rings and somehow ended up defending one.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Spot on. They get off on misery.

[James Prescott: Superhero & Punk Rocker @JamesPrescott77]

Justice. It’s a good movie. Deserves these scores.

[GFed🇺🇸 @GfedGoCrazy]

It would break the World Cup audience to find out the biggest stadium used for the event is the 14th biggest in the country

[Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman]

I'm very glad this person is not her agent, since the majority of the movies she's been in since have been acclaimed, hits, or both, including the animated movies she's voiced. Even the things that didn't end up working out as well, you can see why she'd want to be in them.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Wasn't Biden's plan to help alleviate student loans $300B?

Really happy we are giving that to Iran instead for funsies.

[Lily Argenta @Lily_Argenta]

Reese’s report card.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

When I was 6 years old, Israel dropped bombs disguised as toys on us in Lebanon.

New report reveals that Israel left behind bombs disguised as toys in Gaza.

Today, a cluster bomb shaped like a small football found in South Lebanon.

But keep talking about Israel not targeting children.

[Kelewele Joint 🍟 @Ankamagyimi___]

USA can hold the next 2 world cups and won’t repeat stadiums,

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Experts already said it's so unhealthy to look at a screen for 8 hours, stand for 8 hours, or sit for 8 hours, but as soon as you say a 40-hour work week is too long, people think you're radical.

[goma @soigomaa]

It's kind of wild that no other celebrities on her level have promised the same thing when she's shown just how feasible it is.

[max @maxinethepoet]

You guys didn’t trust the government with a vaccination but you trust this government with digital ID schemes okay lol

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 @Itssan17]

was NOT expecting this movie to go this hard but it's easily the most fun I've had at the theater all year. An absolute entertainer

[GoDucks.net @GoDucksnet]

The current administration in a nutshell

-Try to fix a thing nobody thought was a priority
-Make a big deal about fixing it
-Show off how you fixed it like it was special
-A few days later we see you actually fucked it up worse
-Lie and say anyone's crazy for pointing that out

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Capitalism is so good that it has only existed for 0.00000011% of the Earth's life YET in that time it has helped push the planet toward a mass extinction event.