tyler.

[tyler. @TymacdD123]

@theweeknd may have spent $7 million on the halftime, but how much @TomBrady spend on the refs? Like glad to see the win, but damn. #SuperBowl

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

#CantStopWontStop

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Roll call 🗣

#CHIvsTBL | #GoBolts

[💕💚stale chromatica oreo 💚💕 @CallMeJoanneXO]

@marie_phalange @rishipuff These people are so far gone that there really is no talking to them. Everything you try to say just feeds further into their conspiracy. They’ll hit you with a “sheep” or “that’s what they want you to think”! How do you “reach across the aisle” with this kind of madness 😭

[tyler. @TymacdD123]

@GlennonDoyle @dseedaire This is very serious photo in a very serious time. This is also Chip Gaines.

[tyler. @TymacdD123]

While this comparison is made all too often, it just always seems fitting of late. #courseofanempire #thomascole #destruction #395ADagain

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If Mike Pence is waiting for a “ sign from Jesus “ this is fucking it.

Invoke the 25th amendment.

[n. @niyvmira]

COUP THE COLOR OF MAYONNAISE

[tyler. @TymacdD123]

Today was basically the "But wait there's more" part of the 3am infomercial for "Now That's What I Call 2020".

[John 'legacy blue check' Voelcker @johnvoelcker]

NOTE TO JOURNALISTS:
"If someone says it’s raining, and another says it’s dry, it’s not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the window and find out which is true."

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

imagine being the guy who holds a puppy like such a monster that Vladimir Putin has to come in and save the day

[tyler. @TymacdD123]

My lake is named after a cow that drowned in it a century ago.
A guy down the street made the national news for running over motorcyclists with his car.
I'm not sure if @nickkroll and @mulaney have ever been to Tampa, but their writing sure makes me thinks so. #bigmouth

[National Parks Conservation Association @NPCA]

Government shutdowns impact national parks and public lands far beyond economic setbacks. While National Park Service staff was on furlough during the shutdown, a poacher killed a pregnant elk at Zion: https://t.co/vQVCDroyZh

[tyler. @TymacdD123]

Ruins has been out for a week now and it is firmly one of my all time favorite albums already. Like every single song brings it, and then they perform live and it's even better! #firstaidkid

[stephanie @beatsbysteph]

Me in Florida: Florida sucks

Me anywhere else: Florida is a year-round tropical paradise with endless opportunities to see wildlife. I bathe in orange juice and jet ski to school. My first car was an alligator. Be sure to try our local delicacy: the Pub Sub™

[Butch Hartman @realhartman]

Cosmo did it in 2005 #PickleRick