Cryabeto

Want Some Cock, Gock? Big Brain, Big Ween. Arbiter of wet wipes. Protagonist of Sleeping Dogs 2. 24/7 Dick Demolition. Viet Cong Moon Man.

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The American Railroad was built to give frontier towns access to top notch, HD anime at reasonable prices.

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Go ahead, unfollow me. I know the ragebait worked, you worm

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Gonna cry a bit later on, maybe post about how I regret cutting every friend I ever had out of my life, at least until I feel the bus rage once more.

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Gonna @ the bee network twitter to keep up the parody.

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The person who has a similar twitter handle to me is trying to impersonate me, do not fall for it.

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Thinking about it, I now 100% get what they were thinking on that planet where you gotta kill yourself after a certain age.

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In my regime, if you over 70, your being put on a wooden raft and sent out to sea.

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In a just world, asmongold would have died of sepsis. Or some form of rot based illness.

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Found a gray hair in my beard, it might be over for me.

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If you're from the UK and call yourself a patriot, I'm going to start stealing the grass from your garden.

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I doubt that they can wrap their head around a VPN so I assume they're beating their crotch against a table corner out of frustration.

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My mind wanders back to a specific person, who will not be named, and I wonder how they are handling the online safety bill.

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Once again twitter, me taking the piss out of a certain type of person in a tweet does not mean I want to see tweets aimed at said type of person.

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Yer Da used face id to access e261.

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The venn diagram for attending a Britain First rally and being on the Jeremy Kyle show is a solid circle.

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The Greggs near work has closed, might have to kill myself.

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Friend just spilt a full drink of mine, going to kill myself.

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Guy in spoons just pulled a face that made him look like Vince Vaughn.

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Why does every picture of Keith Starmer look like he's just realised he's shat himself?

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Alright private schooloid, I've added a second tweet to read through, rendering you an illiterate.

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Gonna start boiling chuds in a big witch's cauldron