alexia 🐀 @[email protected]

I break stuff. hacker, writer, musician, artist, and hedge witch dreaming of a better world. Traded freight trains for ROP chains. she/her

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

I’m now on Mastodon! I’m excited to try it out. Thank you ⁦@krisnova⁩ https://t.co/Zi2BWpEy6t

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

https://t.co/V4HgkMF3cs

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

📣 I am looking for a new role in:
- strategic security consulting esp in SSDL, VM, CTI, insider threat
- offsec & assessment strategy or ops
- attack surface & SSDL strategy or ops

I have 8 years critical infra security experience across gov, healthcare, satcom, aviation

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

I've spent the last 4 years building my strategic advisory skills, identifying and highlighting the most impactful yet attainable recommendations for clients. I'm comfortable communicating risk to both technical staff and business leaders.

Help me find my next #infosec role!

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

wow this place is turning into a real shithole, huh?

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

What interview questions do you ask a new healthcare provider? I'm after those questions with responses you value such that if the answer is unsatisfactory, then you continue the search for a provider.

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

i swear it's not malware

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

I’m now on Mastodon! I’m excited to try it out. Thank you ⁦@krisnova⁩ https://t.co/Zi2BWpEy6t

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

@DanielMiessler I get the same warning if I try to tweet the link to my profile on hachyderm. Plus the link in my pinned tweet now throws this warning

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

@ElleArmageddon I am speechless in a good way. Top tier chaos

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

@ParissAthena I recommend it. I got back into rollerskating last year and it's the best!!

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

@ParissAthena also we planned it in like 2 months

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

@ParissAthena it doesn't have to be fancy! we rented a rose garden and invited a bunch of our friends. the reception was costco platters and a beautiful cake my friend made. the afterparty had 2 kegs and a pallet of wine on a mountain. we never made it to the party but we hear it was epic.

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

come find me

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

I’m now on Mastodon! I’m excited to try it out. Thank you ⁦@krisnova⁩ https://t.co/Zi2BWpEy6t

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

Reminder: DST ends in the US this morning. Anything that happens between 1am and 2am, you get a do-over an hour later.

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

I’m #RatVerified ✅

[alex 🐀 @tinysnekcomics]

why would i pay $8 to get a blue check if i could put a rat next to my name for free???

i’m calling on everyone to join me in becoming #RatVerified

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

Behold the Great IRC Explosion of 2022

[Bryan Liles @bryanl]

At #KubeCon taking a rest break. So many people think we are part of the event staff. I do not know where you can get coffee or where room 251 is.

[alexia 🐀 @[email protected] @TypeErr0r]

Suddenly wondering if the Doc Marten’s For Life guarantee covers dystopian scenarios like spending days walking north down endless stretches of the superheated asphalt of I-5 in search of the fabled last remaining public library (it’s rumored to be somewhere in the Pacific NW)