Baron Von David

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

@yashar Nothing new. I've been saying for over a decade that this guy peddles false and dangerous information. I'm glad he's finally getting busted on some of it.

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

How is Khabib gonna win the Lightweight title fighting Max Holloway who isn't even in that division? It's a terrible matchup for Max too, this just went from my most anticipated fight of the year to something I hope isn't happening. #UFC223 #AprilFools?

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

These 25 articles all have the same list-based structure and headline. #4 will make you want to grab a shotgun and go Christmas caroling!#FU

[The Onion @TheOnion]

2-Year-Old Never Thought He Would Live To See Giants Win World Series http://t.co/7pW5ZbC0xP #WorldSeriesGame7

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

GIANTS PLAY WORSE THAN THE FUCKING FROG DICK ANDRE THE GIANT TONIGHT #WorldSeriesGame6

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I hate everyone ive ever met please Rt

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

It's on like donkey dong.

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

The Accosted isn't taken as a movie title yet. I'm still free to film the terror of being made mildly uncomfortable for a minute or so!

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

What a very modern criticism it is to call something self-indulgent. Art is supposed to be self-indulgent, personal expressions always are!

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

I predict the next big food hybrid will be pizza quiche. The only question is what to call it. Deep duiche? Piece a puicha?

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

I want a broad with broad tastes.

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

Zombies #DeadToMe

[eddie pepitone @eddiepepitone]

my fav pickup line in a bar- We are one intelligence, united by an invisible hand in infinite space- can I buy u a drink?

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

For the last time, I am not doing Dancing with the Stars. I don't know where this rumor started but it is not true.

[Garry Shandling @GarryShandling]

I've said it b4 and I'll say it again. I'll do a show called, "I've Got Talent," and each week the three judges can
go fuck themselves.

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

The best/worst part about ladies is how not like dudes they are.

[Cameron Crowe @CameronCrowe]

@CameronCrowe @theozenou ps some of the great dialogue comes from the fact that people rarely say what they really mean...

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

I don't have time for karate. I'll do karate when I'm dead. #PlentyOfTimeForKarateWhenYouAreDead

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

The most romantic exchanges I've ever heard were written by one person. #MoreThanOnePersonRuinsRomance

[Baron Von David @TypeNoTypos]

When I'm 70 will I be like, "60 year olds are a bunch of idiots. I mean, grow up already!" #MyAgeIsTheRightAge