Kaguya’s Top Guy

[kd @kdlovrr]

i’ve hated kids since i was a kid

[FlopSog96 @FlopSog96]

@thedudeman450 I’m surprised RDR2 isn’t the entire thumbnail.

[Celtmane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸💚 @Celt_mane]

Fucking do it then you larping pussy

[10000 @LAMZY___]

no you cannot

[Angela Rockford @angie_goodwood]

No. I just don’t feel sad for athletes blowing thru millions of dollars

[scar @imfat]

quit your job
bet on yourself
chase your passion

it's how i went from $150k a year to checking my bank account before ordering food

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

huge subset of gta fans just want an ultra realistic mass shooting simulator

[Kaguya’s Top Guy @Typeshit299746]

@AAristotleLLC @BilltheCatGuy1 @_Shanny_4 SEND TO ISREAL

[shanny @_Shanny_4]

“The government doesn't owe you anything!”
Buddy, I pay taxes.
The government damn well owes me a LOT.

[Key @KapitanKey]

New age dating is just making sure you have a bunch of hobbies ready for when they inevitably get tired of you and ghost you

[dê xào sả ớt 🐐🔜 FUVE 2026 @beaniigoated]

seeing the sfw version AFTER the NSFW alt

[Kaguya’s Top Guy @Typeshit299746]

@snakemain2020 @heavenstonight It’s always funny when people say this but then reply anyways.

“I want the whole comment section to know that I don’t care about what they think” when you could’ve just scrolled 😭

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[Kaguya’s Top Guy @Typeshit299746]

@Cross1nio @Michaelsthinks @MirageFrontiers Because people love to generalize on this app first chance they get

[AUX @TokyoAux]

@devilisblack666 EIon would've quoted this already with a confused emoji and had every racist on this app call those children racial slurs

[ｍａｙａ ⚢(˙ꈊ˙) @st4rgaze_MZT]

99.9% of all internet discourse is a direct result of the weird cultural shift towards people needing a moral reason to hate something

[river 𖤐 @hiiiriverfx]

Firm grip. Steady committed pour. No regard for the car's dashboard. Yep #NotALarper

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Yeah in the back of my mind ima think it’s a sting operation or a potential robbery

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

Friends: “We just started playing Warframe. You heard of it? Come join us.”

Me logging into my old account and joining the lobby: