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Howdy folk, I'm a very sad econ major. Sliding into DM's smoother than sandpaper.

[Tweetter Bot @TypicalAngst]

Lizzard Zuck

[Tweetter Bot @TypicalAngst]

Veni vidi vici is just latin live laugh love.

[Tweetter Bot @TypicalAngst]

@PlaidHatGames Yahar, I've been marked for killin' ol Gertie, what cannae do?

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

In light of recent events, my wife and I will be spending the holiday weekend trying to steal the Declaration of Independence

[dunkey @vgdunkey]

personally i stopped listening to dunkey when he said kiss pinball for PS1 was bad

[Donkey Kong @DonkeyKongApe]

WHAT

[TheOdd1sOut @theodd1sout]

Don't compare yourself to others because you're more superior than everyone duh

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st

- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks

Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st

- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Tech tip for people who aren't as tech-savvy as me:

When you press the h button on your keyboard, you get a lower-case h. But what if you want an upper-case h? Easy! Just go to the wikipedia page on horses, copy the upper-case h and paste it into your document. Problem solved 👍

[Cioccolatodorima (Comms closed atm) @cioccolato_kun]

Some Dora 'Anime' based on something I wrote at the back of my early 2000's sketchbook

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

❗️THE EARTH IS NOT FLAT
❗️VACCINES WORK
❗️CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL
❗️CHEMTRAILS AREN’T A THING
❗️WE’VE BEEN TO THE MOON
❗️BIRDS ARE GOVERNMENT SPIES

🌟STAND UP FOR TRUTH🌟

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

No time for women. too busy playing Temple Run

[ian🌱 @watery_day]

severus snape, dying: harry.............your mom was fine as hell. she was so fucking hot. i wanted to bang the shit out of her but she friendzoned me for your dumbass chad father. *dies*
harry: wow. he was a great man after all

[Unusual Videos @UnusualVideos]

https://t.co/j0AeFbckUh

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

BREAKING: YouTube Rewind will reportedly feature all your favorite YouTubers lip-syncing to Lil Dicky's "We Love the Earth"

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Space Jam should’ve won the Oscar

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

Found a chick tract at a convenience store down in southern Virginia, and all I can say is the world lost this man too soon

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

Dudes that are into cars are just the male version of horse girls