Typical Bitch

I'm your typical bitch ok don't look at me.
If you're reading this you might as well follow me while you're at it.

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

Me in math

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If you're a teacher and you check out books that I have to carry everyday I'm not bringing you a box of tissues so ha

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I have cramps so I'm breaking up with you

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

follow me bbys http://t.co/ZBCmbimyBr

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from now on when I want people to like me I should just start the conversation with "I've seen justin bieber's house"

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

IM IN HOLLYWOOD BITCHEZ

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

If I had to use one word to describe the conjuring it would be "no"

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

I'm so white don't look at me you'll go blind

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

the hardest decision in life is deciding which bathing suit to wear

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

are u the discovery channel because i don't care what you're saying

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

Mom get out of my room I'm trying to drop my thun thun thun

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

i only look good in certain lighting (complete darkness)

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I didn't realize there was an award for the most annoying bitch bc a lot of people are competing for it

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If you look over my shoulder while I'm on my phone my arm may or may not have a spasm that will hit you in the face.

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

make like my crush and don't talk to me

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

Popped a molly gtfo of my room

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are u a wagon because I want to push you down a hill

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

are u a slinky because I want to push you down the stairs

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@Judgmental_Gay that accent tho

[Typical Bitch @TypicalBtch]

Types tweet
Tweets with typo
Deletes tweet
Throws phone in the Atlantic
Swims to Argentina
Changes name
Starts new life raising sheep