Typical CofO Student

Just your average student at College of the Ozarks!

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CofO students on spring break: Yeah the 26 of us are driving to Colorado and we’re splitting a one-room Airbnb so each of us only have to pay $0.67

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Me from CofO? Well I mean I was born in the clinic, I live in the Ralph Foster Museum, my uncle is Reverend James Forsyth, my house has pottery from the clay studio, I only eat chicken fingers and drink milk, and I got my education from Hard Work.

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me living in branson? well I mean I wake up every morning to the sound of Presley’s Jubilee and practically sleep in Silver Dollar City. my dad is Kirby Van Burch. I only eat at the IMAX restaurant: McFarlain’s. and I go to College of the Ozarks.

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Freshmen after visiting the point once:

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Would you hang in these hammocks 650 feet above the ground?

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Live footage of everyone unfollowing cofo instagram pages.

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My thumb is getting sore from following all these CofO meme instagram accounts.

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Please, clap louder in the caf when people drop their dishes so I know who to not be friends with.

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If anyone wants a signed copy just let me know.

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@prestobailey @PhoenixRane They should do us all a favor and replace “homecooking” with “deep fried memes”. It would be much healthier and result in less waste.

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Happy finals week.

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Do you ever just bike up Keeter Hill to flex on the lowlife foot-travelers?

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praise God from whom all blessings flow
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praise him above ye heavenly host
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praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
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AAAAAAMEN
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Does anyone know where I apply for the new oil fracking workstation?

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Is CampusWeb offering any Cyber Monday discounts for my parking ticket?

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*Something good happens*

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Me - PRAISE GOD FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW

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CofO: No fall break

Students: Alright, let’s develop and spread chicken pox to get out of class

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Does the cafeteria really have to make a spectacle of what my room looks like before room checks?

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The Dean of Students office this morning:

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Midterms life hack:

1. Eat too much ice cream from the trucks
2. Get sick
3. Get out of class