Typical Golfer

2x marathons, avid golfer, former proxy warrior

[Typical Golfer @TypicalGolfFan]

How did @PullHookGolf go from getting 100s of shares and dozens of “real” comments to basically zero engagement on instagram?

Look at these comments “count me in for Birdie Fests any day!”

All capitalized birdie fests too? Hmm seems odd…

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@dynastyburner @flushingitgolf @TeeTimesPub You obsess over something you claim to not like. It’s not normal.

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@RossJon22 That nub line is like your tour credentials. It stinks and should be retired.

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@RossJon22 Stop ignoring the truth and relentlessly defending them online and they’ll never think of you again

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@RossJon22 I like to dive into the heads of those desperate for attention on the internet. Fortunately I don’t go head first because it’s always quite shallow.

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@RossJon22 I’ll take being honest and potentially looking dumb in the future over looking dumb and pathetic all the time just for a smidgen of online attention

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@RossJon22 If scrolling your timeline for 10 seconds and seeing that no one cares what you say constitutes “obsessed” then Ryan and Tweeth should probably get a restraining order against you because you’d leave your family in a heartbeat for an opportunity to have a moment alone with them

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@RossJon22 Yes what Ryan was saying was definitely “the days of two rival tours is over and LIV will be a tier below” and not “LIV is shutting down imminently”. Maybe if you keep lying on his behalf he’ll let you caddie for him again and pretend to like you for a few hours!!

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@RossJon22 Ross you turned tour credentials into a social media following that generates zero engagement on nearly every single post. Nobody even gives a sympathy like when you aren’t unapologetically jerking them off on social media. I doubt bigger things were in the cards for you.

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@RossJon22 So nothing he’s said was going to happen actually happened, and if none of it does happen he was still right. Got it. At least zip it up for him when you’re finished.

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@RossJon22 Was something about those questions too difficult for you to answer?

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@RossJon22 And “they almost didn’t” is a good point if we’re just lying

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@RossJon22 So if they finish the season or play next year then #RyanWasWrong? Or you will somehow spin into him still being right because you crave attention on the internet?

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@Ron2103310 @LenHochberg Golfweek said it you idiot

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@hatless_rory @hovmus I just want to say I love that you guys are so addicted to social media likes that you throw out your morals for Rory content

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@hatless_rory @hovmus

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@chadmumm Not usually a safe assumption

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@ProGolfCritic @YeahClickClack Very