Typical Jack

my autocorrect is brokem

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@gemtekdek @labubuSFMporn @DaddyMattyD @SplachiFS @Salt_Slinger why not measure it so it's fully applicable to people then? why the arbitrary dead zone?

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hawk tuah

this tweet was scheduled on the 30th of August, 2024 at 2:41 A.M

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@Mustang_Scott @labubuSFMporn @unlimited_ls "responsibility on both sides" is when you put a guy in hospital because he was running from you in fear

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@Mustang_Scott @labubuSFMporn @unlimited_ls government official assaults a guy for the crime of running from a government official while claiming he was going to assault him
you: "not the government's fault"

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@maxmoefoe @Piemations @ProBluesPlayer can you kill darcy already

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twitter is awesome because literally no matter what you search porn will be one of the first things you see in the media tab

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what if the rapture did actually happen but it only took 1 guy and his name was doug david and he commited every sin

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what if it was called the trump blue card and it looked like this

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17 years ago today

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BOOM! Bullet to the neck! BOOM! Bullet to the jugular! BOOM!

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In light of recent events

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when i rake my hand through my son's hair but i accidentally nick him with my finger nail (violence towards children is a no tolerance policy around here)

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Nephew is okay. Little dude is a trooper. Didn’t even shed blood but that’s not the point.

Violence towards children is a no tolerance policy around here.

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@Arcius_4 @Pyto_crypt @dearlyangelic pizza + spaghetti = american italian

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1473. Now following @kamalasfutacock

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my mother ate 67 MUSTAAAARD! 😂