Tressa

probably forgetting to text someone back

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

change my password??? but that’s my emotional support same password I’ve used for everything since i was 15

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

You can take my rights, but I’d do anything to keep theirs
#RoeVsWade #momsforROE #motherbychoice

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

How do you professionally tell someone “the world does not revolve around you”

[Brent Terhune @BrentTerhune]

All those ‘we’ll adopt your baby’ couples look like they’d participate in the purge.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Age limits for people in power seems smart

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

Make it make sense how in a democracy, where supposedly the laws and representatives do the will of “we the people” — but 8-10 Americans wanted to keep Roe V. Wade yet it was overturned… 🤡

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

What kind of cruel joke is developing a complete alcohol intolerance and kidney disease at 22

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

I gained 5 lbs do I need to update my Bitmoji or can I live in this lie just a little longer

[Bruh @Bruhtaro_2131]

Yeah I would kill myself after this

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

Basically the closest you can get to getting a pic with all 3 kids at once

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

Does anyone else find it alarming when people you know in real life like your tik toks? It feels like someone invading my safe space

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

— really letting the whole neighborhood know how I’m doing.

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

I think a good representation of how I’m doing mentally is the fact that I still have my fall wreath on my front door

[Tressa @TypicalTressa]

I always wonder why nobody gets my sense of humor…
then I make an obscure reference to one line in a joke Zach Galifianakis made in a random stand up act in 2006 that nobody remembers but me and only I find funny

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[James @CaucasianJames]

love a good set of stairs. just awesome

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

real shit

[Chris Fairbanks @chrisfairbanks]

Let’s stop caring when someone doesn’t remember our names. My neighbor has called me Craig for three years, and I’m never going to correct him. He likes me as Craig and I’m not taking that away.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, Republicans are voting against baby food because it they hope the shortage will make Joe Biden look bad. what kind of shithole party does that