It's PRIDE MONTH! Never let anyone try to convince you that you have less value for being different.
Have pride in who you are, because you're here, and you matter.
Feeling unfulfilled? Ask your grocery clerk if Cheddar is right for you. Cheddar targets emptiness in your soul.
Side effects include spontaneous snacking, midnight dreams, crumbs in bedsheets, and buying tiny expensive knives.
Don't take if allergic to joy. Live life sharp.