The Coffee Lord

Tall, giant-like mountainous type with a significant and immediate need for coffee. Approach with a loaded cup before 8am.

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

Second price increase in a year? Thanks but no thanks @NetflixUK

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@Tesco what is the point of me ordering something on whoosh for me to take receipt of the order and it be missing half the things I ordered? Why not tell me at the point of ordering? Because you’ve took the money for the full order?! #Useless

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@Nigel_Farage Coming from the guy who couldn’t follow a rule himself?

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@reformparty_uk Tell me again how many times Nigel Farage has attended a surgery in his constituency?

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@Nigel_Farage Wouldn’t mind seeing you hit the ground to be fair. In Clacton. With your face.

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@currys the issue was their lack of delivery staff crews or the lack of stock in the area. Neither of these are my issue because I control neither but they've inconvenienced me too much already. Absolutely useless. Wouldn't use them again if you paid me.

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

Given the absolute run around by @currys today. Bought and paid in full for a new oven delivery to be brought today to be texted last night that my delivery had been rescheduled for next week. Call centre staff gave me the absolute worst cusstomer service and couldn't decide 1/

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@currys changing a delivery with less than 24 hours? Absolutely not. How do I make a complaint?

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@ARCRaidersGame man. Fix your server lag. Just lost everything because of it

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@lancstelegraph not content with stuffing the most ads on a single page of news than literally ANY OTHER SITE I VISIT, now you want me to subscribe to read news? The thing you’re designed to do and we’re created for? Give your head a wobble.

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@KemiBadenoch This the same person who when her party was in power were still blaming labour from 2009?

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@KemiBadenoch @Conservatives Kemi. Love. Sit down and shut up. You had 14 years to fix it. You didn’t. I wouldn’t trust a Tory to plan a piss up if I gave them the keys to the pub never mind ‘fix our economy’.

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@XboxGamePassPC

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@XboxGamePass

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

This absolute melt breaking god knows what laws to avoid a couple of quid paid parking at Royal Blackburn today by driving up on the pavement. What a wazzock. @LancsPolice you’d make a mint if you had someone up here with a ticket book 😂

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@tiggr_ Found a small bug I think. Playing on an XSX, during a conquest game, popped into the helicopter keybinds menu to take a quick look through the controls and then couldn't leave the menu at all until the game completed. Happily, not long left in the game but a bit frustrating!

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@JezCorden Just outright buying the games I want to play instead. Big L from Microsoft on this one. Be interesting to see how they damage control it.

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@JezCorden I’ll miss the day one releases but I’ve zero interest in Fortnite crew. Ubisoft+ or EA Play or any other part of it. If they did an ‘Ultimate Lite’ at a reduced price point with online multiplayer and the Day 1s, I’d be tempted back but I’ll put the money savings into /2

[The Coffee Lord @Tyrinic]

@XboxGamePass Two words. No. Cancelled.