Mike Honcho

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

slept for 9 hours

had steak and eggs for breakfast

detailed my car

got a haircut

found $20 in my pants pocket

texting my ex again

still have money left over from my last check

[🇵🇸Coön Aguero / Daemon Targaryen FC @spacecoastshaw]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 man what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

She prob smelled my pack from the other side the city cuz this shit so brolic

[⚜️Alan Thomas⚜️ @CardN_AL]

Just smelled a black & mild at a high school football game

[Mike Honcho @Tysheeky]

@idkball5 @Deltarunelvrrr @dgnoj71434 @LeviBetz You’re paying money for the part, not the workers time. Why not minimize time by knowing my exactly what you need?

[Mike Honcho @Tysheeky]

@ParlayJunQie @Brazo4444 @KickHQxtra @himfreeway Last person wack touched was stitches, almost a decade ago

[Shotty 🐊 @407KingShotty]

America is so funny dawg.

They sentenced Keefe dumb ass yesterday in under 3 hours with nothing other than admission on a 30 year old murder.

She strangled 3 of her kids admitted it and jury been deliberating 4 days 😂😂😂😂

[malicious @malicioushearts]

@yndubmelly my bitch gon scissor this 1.5

[Tony Bro @ToneQapo]

Marvel canceled Blade, canceled Ironheart, canceled Wonder Man, and had Sam Wilson fighting for his life as Captain America…

me seeing Black Marvel fans show interest in #Lanterns:

[vince @vincestaples]

Vince Staples will never speak ill of other artists for clip-based media fodder. Vince Staples is also 33. Do your own research, dead homies.

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

It now makes so much more sense when girls say they have professional athletes in their DMs

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[nika ꔛ*𓈒✦ @nikaspoetry]

they started doing hidden features on albums so they could trick u into listening to lil baby

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

You either cum too fast or you last long enough to become the villain

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nun some single hoes love more than when their friend joins em In loneliness 🤣

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

RIP Dolly Parton 🕊️

[🏆SL7Films🏆 @SL7Films]

You never would have said this in 06

[Nadim Haddad @NadimElHaddad1]

My illegal boxing stream website taking me to a dozen ads before playing the fight:

[Mike Honcho @Tysheeky]

@Dolo_Ren @gmalone My point is he paid a man to do a crime and then told on him, he always likes to talk about him getting robbed and done dirty but never talks about Kooda.