King! Phoon!

Turning bad

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

You wouldn’t want to see the world if I could change it

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

Cave divers when they drop a penny into a vent

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

W- were yours? 🫣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Your tax dollars were spent on forest gender consulting

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

@jellelujah He really should’ve removed the gaps of the wages working at the people

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

I asked Santa if he could remove the wage gap this Christmas <3

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

They don’t love you like I love you ♪

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

WAIT!!!!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Justin Bieber has unfollowed Usher on Instagram.

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

Me the second a content creator invites me to a shop free for 30 seconds challenge:

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

first nose wouldn’t even notice if the coke was laced with marbles

[matias villalba @matiasdibujos]

Primer Batman del año (probando pinceles).

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

Gave yo momma my 0.12 cent knob last night

Just joking around, no harm intended. Have a great weekend everyone

[二四六🍮 @KakaIsNumber1]

Don't re-upload my art without my permission!

[GEK @G_e_kun]

Dude, Let's kill the horse.

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

Me when I see the chicken cross the road:

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

Finds UNLIMITED FUEL
Gives it to two people…

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

MrBeast is putting 2 pilots in a private jet for 100 days with unlimited fuel, and if they make it, they get to keep the jet

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

Guys… likes are private now hahah… You don’t have to be scared of liking my posts anymore!! Haha! :)

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

What did he mean by “I am aqwumeh”

[BrutalVengeance @BVengeance000]

After today, this scene makes it 10x funnier

[doomer @uncledoomer]

airport designers be like “yup put the wall that kills everybody right there at the end of the runway”

[King! Phoon! @TysonDWezer]

How I feel telling chat-gpt “shorter” 3 times back to back

[doctorbattle @doctorbattle]

i cant even imagine how many points thats worth

[Mdot @aimlessburner]

the water not even boiling, this nigga slow roasting crack