Tyson Dory

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Morning, yup just Morning. Because if it was a Good Morning, I’d be on a beach right now eating Tacos watching the sun rise in Mexico …

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Praying for everyone impacted by the devastating fires in and around Los Angeles …

Thank you to all those working tirelessly to protect the communities and wildlife being affected and at risk …

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The Enter to Win $4,000 in Christmas Cash Contest #giveaway #win https://t.co/d7fCprDK4O

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Is it just me or Instagram would be super meh without all the pages and posts of Dogs …

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Over the next month you may begin to become inundated with posts by individuals sharing how much they’ve accomplished in 2024. For those that may need to hear this … If the only thing you did this year was get through it, that is more than enough …

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To my 40 and up Peeps …
What’s hurtin today ?!? …

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Me in January 2023: Stuffing a tangled mess of Christmas lights into an unmarked bin I place in the back of the garage. This is a problem for another day!

Me in November 2023 thinking I should get all the lights up while the weather is still nice(ish): Son of B*tch!!

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6 yr olds today - 1
6 yr old Ty - 0
#helloladies #hairbymom #prettyflyforawhiteguy #polaroidmoments #thisexplainsalot #swagonpoint #polyesterfordays #throwback

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Me daily: Do I wanna be fit orrr
do I wanna be happy …

Yesterday I chose happy!
What will today bring you ask?
Your guess is as good as mine …
#eatdirtytraindirtier #fatkidinside #thestruggleisreal #pizzaismyspiritanimal

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With it being my Birthday Month, if anyone is shopping for me, I wear a size round trip Business Class ticket anywhere Air Canada flies …

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Happy Spotify Wrapped Day to all those who celebrate!

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Happy Thanksgiving to all my American Friends, Family, Clients & Colleagues or as we refer to it up here in Canada
Thursday …

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@theJagmeetSingh Can you then please explain why you voted along side Trudeau to triple the carbon tax?

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Dear Canadian Government officials, please lower gas prices …

I am really not built for Only Fans …

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Check it out! The new Canadian $5.00 bill was just released and it’s actually pretty cool! …

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To everyone who wrote “Stay Cool” in my Junior High Yearbook … I have both devastating and disappointing news for you …

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Dear 2021,

Thank you for the growth, insights, clarity, gifts, lessons & development …

Also

Whatever, Motherfucker …
Whatever …

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25 things every woman should absolutely stop wearing after the age of 25 if not sooner …

#1 - The burden of others ideals, opinions, judgements, expectations and ignorance …

#2 - #25 … See #1 …

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Me: Won’t eat a full size chocolate bar because I feel guilty eating 250 - 300 empty calories …

Also me: Crushes 10-15 Halloween sized chocolate bars at 60-75 calories each in one sitting with zero f*cks given …

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I am heading into Costco having not yet had breakfast, without a list and a Master Card with no balance … Please hold me in your thoughts and prayers …