Tyson Heffer

Hi, my name is Tyson, and I am into floating goats.

[Darren Maule 🎙️📻 @darrenmaule]

Mr @TysonHeffer is here! #NeverEndingComedy

[Taffia Keight @TaffiaKeight]

Very cool set @TysonHeffer 👍🏽👍🏽#SAComedy

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Making new friends is not difficult for me... https://t.co/LGdEO2iNf6

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Tonight it's going down @republikdbn! Great beer, great comedy :) https://t.co/Ayx10b0Ivz

[Tyson Heffer @TysonHeffer]

The discussion this morning: is it cool to swear whilst doing stand up? The consensus was f*ck… https://t.co/gGrUgloX3t

[Tyson Heffer @TysonHeffer]

What's your Thursday like? 😎 https://t.co/9gDtRrmb3j

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I made a meme 😄 #tgif # Yoda https://t.co/6GOCdC1fbG

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See you there DURBAN! https://t.co/CzKYqLT9Vx

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If those pesky Norwegian bears would just stop eating all of the Norwegian salmon, then maybe sushi wouldn't be so damn expensive!

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They should make a Southern version of The IT Crowd. They can call it "My Name is URL"

[Tyson Heffer @TysonHeffer]

@bobnessmonster @HeatCity Shout out to Bob for organising a sick platform for us amateurs to use our shins to find the furniture in the dark

[Heat City Comedy Fest: 30 Jul-4 Aug @HeatCity]

yoh, but @TysonHeffer and @Maxamillion_ZN killed tonight. Max will be your host and Tyson will be your headline on the 13th.

[Heat City Comedy Fest: 30 Jul-4 Aug @HeatCity]

Tonight we host @Maxamillion_ZN, @TysonHeffer, @iamdylanshawn, @hellozondi and more at @TheWinstonPub

[Comedy Central Africa @ComedyCentralAF]

Thursday 08 September come see @neilgreen82 at the ROAST BATTLE vs @LazGola tickets available at @Computicket ✊🏽

[Tyson Heffer @TysonHeffer]

*Me at the hardware store*

Me: I am here to see Jacob Zuma and Julius Malema.
Assistant: Huh?
Me: Isn't this where one goes to find tools?

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The Case for de Kock as a Test Match Opener https://t.co/V5muo9KhEX via @wordpressdotcom

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@cathjenkin I have definitely been missing out! Watch this space and I will watch yours :)

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When someone sends you the tanned fist bump emoji, and you know that they are so white their light could escape a black hole

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La Bella, you should beer... I mean be here... damn autocorrect #sundaypundayfunday

[Tyson Heffer @TysonHeffer]

I went to a get together where everyone kept telling each other to be quiet... it was quite the shhhhhhindig