I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack

an organism always on the point of disintegrating into its component parts

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

just imagined the most horrifying alien creature

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

@SkinnyTuna tentacles? Mandibles? some sort of grasping appendage? carbon based? Brain in a bag? robotic? made of space worms?

[Smojii @SmojiiTTV]

Loaded into the perimeter block with a backpack full of malware uploading an image of me fuckin a double barrel burger bottle to every UESC terminal I see. They calling me god now

Popped a OS reboot and was shitting straight corrupted data for a week. Whole house smell like a server rack.

Gulping NuCal product 899 by the gallon my tummy feel crazy.

Im moving kilos of unstable boimass through the corridors of time and space making every version of me smell like generations of ass.

The worms are back.

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

@VAbrickaleg @KLobstar

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

@thrulls @str0ngbadia That's Steve from American Dad

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

@sodazerosugar because huge studios made 55 live-service diarrhea games in a row that a total of 3 people bought &
now they're desperate to recoup the costs & wasted man-hours because they're hemorrhaging money, yet they keep making them

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

I assume if you get your politics from a YouTuber or if you watch a talking peanut on Twitch that you are:

A) literally or mentally a 9 year old child

B) incapable of reading anything longer than a paragraph without getting a migraine

C) both of the above

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

YOU CAN ACTUALLY COUNT THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE IN QUEBEC WHO KNOW WHAT A FUCKING "STOP" SIGN IS ON ONE HAND

[やしろあずき @yashi09]

ハイエース買った知り合いが寒いからって目出し帽被ってたんだけど、お前その組み合わせはどう考えてもよくないだろ

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

my grandma took me to church as a kid, and the faith healer touched my forehead;
one of his lungs collapsed, and his teeth & fingernails all fell out a week later

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

buying a white woman's dreadlocks off FB marketplace

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

there are more Nazis & Nazi sympathizers on Twitter now than there ever was on Stormfront

[Crying Orc @orc1917]

to me, role playing games aren't about collaborative story telling or high adventure. They're about getting killed by goblins in a cave.

[I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack @Tyson_S]

Billy Corgan needs to start a journal or something because idgaf about anything that coconut head has to say

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Highguard is permanently shutting down on March 12