The Bitcher

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@foote_notes The good old days

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I’m sore from putting together a tv stand...My body sucks

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Driving down the road and some stoned guy pulled up next to me and actually asked permission to pass.

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Started making videos for Instagram. If you need someone to follow that doesn’t just post recycled bullshit and memes. Follow me there https://t.co/Bb1uzsUehG

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I don’t have a paper shredder so I’ve just been flushing important documents down the toilet

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Commercials make kids sound so smart. They are idiots

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Why the hell they got pink singing the national anthem

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Back in elementary school I got so excited when I saw saggy aborigine tits in the National geographic magazines

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I had popcorn and a candy cane for breakfast

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Seasons greetings sounds like something you’d say to a cult leader

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So this bullied kid is getting 60k for getting ham put in his pants

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I hate when people use that “its cold” small talk when they see me working outside. Yeah no shit Debbie how’s that heated office inside

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It would be badass to have a pet ant eater

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@SeanMichael317 Happy birthday to your grandma

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I still buy these $3 shitty cardboard pizzas. Probably would have starved in college without em

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Parents love asking if the store was busy on thanksgiving

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@bitterclinger4e Had to fix something

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When you are older thanksgiving turns into some mandatory business seminar. You go to work on your “team building” and pretend to like your job

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@kaysey17 Ahh thanks well nobody got time for that