HERCULES

I am lonely but I do not regret my divorce

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

Enjoy this picture of 11 year old me tying my next door neighbor to a tree

[Display Name @MyAnnualFallOff]

Boner from holding a bag for her

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

Im glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life so I can focus on character development

[໊ @4dru_]

This really my grown man meat? 😕

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

I always used to wonder why I was considered the weird kid in junior high but maybe they had a point 😞

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

I’m super proud of myself! Over the past year I’ve washed my hands almost every time I’ve gone to the bathroom!

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

Am I still technically a virgin if Ive never had sex???

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

All these people around me have no clue how itchy my ass crack is rn

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

Someone pls teach me how to attract goth women on tinder

[🇪🇸 @happytobebald]

RIP Betty White. America’s first PAWG

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

I just got a tamagotchi for Christmas and I am so stressed out. I don’t have the time to take care of this thing but it solely relies on me.

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

When’s it my turn to be in a sexless marriage?! 😭

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

You should NOT be allowed to choke people while paintballing, ruins the whole sport for me!

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

If I let u over in traffic and u do that little wave back to me I want to give u slow head.

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

This is the meal I made for myself tonight, I’m now in a bad mood ☺️

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

IF WOMEN CAN GO MONTHS WITHOUT AN ORGASM THEN SO CAN I

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

This is a reminder to stop taking your solid poops for granted

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

I absolutely DREAD the wiping part of going to the bathroom bro it’s just not fun anymore.

[HERCULES @Tythekerator]

Fuck bible study where’s the satanic pussy at