Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb

A hammercat that makes letter blobs and picture-like squiggles. Has occasional lucid thought. Protean sexdurgon sometimes activates upon closer inspection.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@protopeets So severe yet adorable.

[That 💖 and 💙 bitch @MissYazriel]

We're never gonna get a werewolf movie thats this hot ever again......

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

Me: . . . *Original Blob theme song plays louder in head*

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@TroublesumKitty @AscariHusky @officialDannyT Now I must acquire a Clockwork Creature's head so I too can receive Danny Trejo's approval.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@Snowskaus Beautiful. I laughed longer than I should have, but don't regret it. I haven't done any of the strike missions. At least I now have a better idea of what I'm in for.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@Rhari Damn! That's a very well-done hook if I do say so myself.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

Me, in my apartment complex, door open, giving an in-depth synopsis of the award-winning film "The Lighthouse" to @RekitRakkit

"MERMAID FUCKIN'", I resonate to the horror of an elderly woman and her little dog too.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@Kaibel_Yeendu Zeke is a hardy lad, an aspiration for Rolanda.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@RekitRakkit I'm quite happy that that is off your shoulders, but your success is only natural as a Rakkit-type Saber.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@xeoniios "Why are you not wearing clothes?"
"It's a secret."
". . . Let me in on it?"
"You'd have to scream it into a pillow."
"So that explains the tooth marks . . ."

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

"Bullshit," I thought, peeling myself off the drywall after my last shadowboxing match with a macro tardigrade.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

Watching Baki. "THE MANTIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS FIGHTER", Baki says, cratering himself against the ceiling of a cement basement while shadowboxing a two meter insect.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@StrypeisonFire

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@StrypeisonFire Yes. Even though I rationalize the opposite, it kinda just sits there sometimes like an anti-self-care goblin who's good at avoiding the muzzle.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@spacetartpop If it's any consolation, your art is at a level above most, and from that there are fewer with your style. Find the victories where you can!

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

Holy fuck.

Nair works on me.

Nair. Works. On. Me.

NAIR FUCKING WORKS ON ME. FUCK YOU DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB!

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@RekitRakkit is the best girlfriend. She did not steal my keyboard, hold it hostage, and force it to type this at the threat of having liquid poured on it. Nope. The keyboard typed it on its own. Because it knows that Rakkit is the best and Tytren loves her.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@HipStarZaq @JimSterling @EnjoyWrestle @rysewrestling Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Yes. So safe where you're from. No need to try and fail. Be cozy in your ignorance. Let it blanket and obscure you. We don't need you.

[Tyrean the Protean Wonderbomb @TytrenH]

@TFiddlerArt I just love this. It brings me joy. That juicy bull bod is just a bonus.