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I do anime and stuff

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holy shit I just Kagura'ed all over my bachi. Enough time has passed, this is officially the greatest anime of all time

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One summer, we had a buddy shoot a firecracker from his butt TWICE with no injury. Why twice? Because the first time he clenched too hard and it exploded while clenched. He got a little bit of powder on his cheeks, but other than that was perfectly fine. Dude's an ER nurse now.

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@animeupdates MHA deserves it's flowers for that final season, but everyone knows this is a load of shit. What metrics could they have possibly used to fabricate this?

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watched all of Baki so now my new workout anime is To Love Ru. Gotta get those juices flowing somehow

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sorry, nope

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Stranger Things is to D&D what The Big Bang Theory is to physics

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love how yt always knows when I'm gonna jork it

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I can't believe One Punch Man Season 3 is so bad that I've stopped watching it entirely and probably won't ever finish it. Shame on #bandainamco

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dude why are the lofi girl cristmas station chats always so fucking weird

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@Gosleepriya lettuce

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despite being the only horror movie that was a rewatch this year, Gonjiam Haunted Asylum was easily the scariest and I am gobsmacked/slabberknackled about it

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I do NOT want to murder any midgets

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how am I just now learning that my oshi @houshoumarine has done MULTIPLE asmr steams with @shiroganenoel

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@duolingo Fuck you for changing hearts to energy just to drive more super sales to your dedicated users. I'm about to give up an 897 day streak because of how infuriating is become to use your enshittifying app. First the AI stuff, now this.

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I spent over two hours yesterday bookmarking pictures of Makima's ass on pixiv

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@skyhavingfun 10 cubic feet/hour

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ten gallon weenie

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but at least there's so much going on I can just not watch Kaiju No. 8 Season 2 and still be pretty much entirely up-to-date with the anime scene

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THERE ARE TOO MANY GOOD ANIME AIRING I TOOK A WEEK OFF AND NOW I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I HAVE TO WATCH TO CATCH UP

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dicks out for harambe