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@wowowoweez i hate to break it to you but the clocks will be going forward, you will lose some sleep. I accept my bullet

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

[lú @vatesvates]

do you fw joyous onion

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@FlyingTrains1 MELT ON TOUR

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@KevinPGTL @GoodReddit @heloweezz this is how you become one of those machine fuckers

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@KevinPGTL @Wendigoon8 @VaushV you know it’s good when they manage to make a house having a second floor in a video game a gripping mystery

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@KevinPGTL @Wendigoon8 @VaushV You just spun in a circle and threw a rock directly through my eye into my brain, killing me instantly.

[Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen]

Oh you have a girlfriend? That's cool, I'm in a long-term parasocial relationship with 5 gamers I hate-watch.

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@JustTomStuff @madebygoogle As you know, i stand in solidarity with my shrimp and shrimp adjacent brethren. The world requires less crustacean buffets by the bird upper class and more tasty, tasty biofilm.

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@JustTomStuff @madebygoogle I think that depends on what you are. I’m sure to a small crustacean or whatever it eats that bird is a horror that words cannot describe, an all devouring beak and tippy tappy feet.

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@KevinPGTL @Winnifred101 @kimmichmc @Chungiebungie1 @cswood @DelusionPosting Deranged alexander hamilton writes the federalist papers except it’s 2023 and the papers are actually 800 tweets per day hysterically owning the libs.

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@flixure @Dexerto Yes, right before this clip starts he mentions that he has the receipt for the purchase (as proof this was the first time he’d looked). His wife also mentions later that he always goes through paywalls so that wasn’t an ‘obstacle’

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

post yalls boyfriends let’s see who got the same one

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@ScalperAmos @BBCBreaking This is a disgusting comment given a woman is dead and also just blatantly untrue. Vomiting myths about dog behaviour helps no one

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@FlyingTrains1 Just aries things