Super Fan

I'm U2's biggest fan. I'm always first in line & front row center even if I don't bother anymore to look like I'm enjoying the show. It's all about being first.

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

If you don't have verifiable proof that you were a fan in 87 you can't possibly enjoy these shows. You'll have to go to the back of the line

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

If you want to follow me on Twitter or Facebook you have to buy my book about how I'm a bigger fan than you.

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

I wrote a book about how I'm a bigger U2 fan than all of you. If you want a spot in line you have to buy one.

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

If any of them are dead, their heirs will inherit their spot in line. #U2JT30

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

I started lists for every venue 30 years ago. There are already at least 50 people in front of you assuming they're still alive.

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

"The show is better from the seats" is something people w/o GA tix tell themselves to try to feel better. I only do the best. #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Pizza is ok but I prefer to dine on self-importance. #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

You thought you could get away w/ this line by text thing. People called you on it & you played the "fear of rape" card. Pathetic. #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

If you're not gonna be there overnight, your list/line doesn't exist. Stop trying to get away with shit. #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Please don't act like running the line is some kind of sacrificial public service. You do it to be first, no other reason. #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Seen some stupid things in my time...invading Russia in winter, loaning $$ to Greece...but a line by text takes a special dumkoff #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Bono and I came up with it today when he was standing in line behind me at Bass Pro Shop. We went fishing together. I caught the 1st fish.

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Watch meerkat Sunday. I'll be in lederhosen with a German flag. I shall teach Bono Bavarian folk dance just like I taught Clark Griswold.

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

But you are all doomed. #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

I bring order out of chaos. I make your lives better. False line nazis will lead you into GA hell. I will still be #1. I'm magic. #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Others will come in my name. U will know they are false by their idiocy. Thou shalt not start a line for Sunday's show after Thursday's #U2

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Ok, so maybe I don't rule all the streets of Chicago, it's one, one street. Actually, it's more like a driveway. But, it's mine, all mine.

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Even now I rule the streets of Chicago.

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Question my existence if you will. My omnipotence in all matters line related is unchanged by your heresy. #U2ietour

[Super Fan @U2LineNazi]

Meh..."I Will Follow" does nothing for me #U2ietour