Usman ➐

24 🎢 making it happen

[el @astraleclerc]

bbc propaganda straight after miss piggy giving it large . head hurts

[ABC News @ABC]

Firefighters responding to a vehicle fire in Oakland, California, came to the aid of a pigeon that they noticed was having difficulty breathing, giving the bird oxygen for suspected smoke inhalation. https://t.co/rOAk6DyIm5

[Empire Aesthetics @Empireaesth]

How it feels having a British accent in America.

[Usman ➐ @UA2023]

@currys 2-0 to England #CurrysFootball

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A gas station explodes throwing a tanker 1000 ft away.

[Usman ➐ @UA2023]

@ArgosHelpers Hi, I have resent the message. Please let me know if you’ve received it

[Usman ➐ @UA2023]

@ArgosHelpers Hi, I sent you a DM yesterday. Can you please confirm if you received it. Thanks

[Usman ➐ @UA2023]

@onetrainops at least u have WiFi

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

The lens flare in this photo looks like Eric Cartman

[alfie @fossilfinder7]

Why is sleeping slightly less than 7 hours worse than sleeping 4

[Seth @holzawn]

This video.

[lost in latency @lostinlatencyX]

the backrooms if the future was still optimistic

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

I am here mentally

[Usman ➐ @UA2023]

I lost my eduroam access *whilst* graduating

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Congratulations on completing your degree - we cherish your scholarly output.

P.S. you have 4 minutes to sort out your affairs before we terminate your email account

[ala ! @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[Usman ➐ @UA2023]

they ain’t watching cuz they’re still in bed

[Usman ➐ @UA2023]

This heatwave hit different fr but I’m here for it, LET IT BURNNNN🔥

[emma ★ @rinasnights]

this being the worst heatwave ever and i experienced the 40c heatwave in 2022 and i dont even remember it being THAT bad compared to whatever this is

[Usman ➐ @UA2023]

they’re doing this or swiping on TikTok 😵‍💫

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

Employed people every morning in the bus going to work .

[dyl @speckvoices]

coworker keeps making me retell a joke to people who didn’t hear it

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

Any time a Prime Minister resigns I always think of Theresa May's Big Brother best bits