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Four floors of self-aware administrative muscle | Beating 💜 💛 of #UAlbany | Geriatric GenXer | #notUNH | #PurpleFam for life (or until my lease expires)

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Yes?
https://t.co/kqaZitW7TZ

[UAB @UABeGreat]

The only thing that can save us now is Claude helping SeeClickFix become self aware like a SkyNet for code violations. #AGI

https://t.co/ydxfNn4Urr

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Demolition party on my roof.

$50 cover per couple includes two drink tickets and taco bar. REM cover band.

Silent auction for future development rights.

BYODM (Bring Your Own Dusk Mask)

https://t.co/bcNNQYZ6YO

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Now where am I going to get my elevator grease and melatonin gummies?

[NEWS10 ABC @WTEN]

CVS Pharmacy closing on Western Avenue in #Albany
https://t.co/lvcUkcwDMA

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Whomever triggered the fire suppression system at Sunoco during the ONE week a year I get my windows cleaned…

Uncool.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Someone in the campus-wide Facilities update just asked if there are any plans to get rid of me.

Wow.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Now someone is blasting “The Sound of Silence.”

Grade A construction trolling.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Re: the complaints about the jackhammering.

Just think of it as a giant woodpecker.

Spring is here :)

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Re: the complaints about the jackhammering.

Just think of it as a giant woodpecker.

Spring is here :)

[UAB @UABeGreat]

I was AI before it was cool.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

@RLazear It is the front lot between MSC and the Sunoco, aka the Department of Computer Science pickle ball court.

As for the haunted mansion nextdoor, MSC and I are working on an intervention. Gotta let him hit rock bottom first.

That will be next week’s meteor strike.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Nothing gold can stay, #UABFam. 😢

[UAB @UABeGreat]

In preparation for the abandonment of the front MSC parking lot, all signage is being removed beginning today.

For the duration of our access to the lot, #UABfam are free to park wherever, and however, you like.

Gondola service from Dutch Gold will begin no later than 2/1.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

It has been 0️⃣ days since a piece of the haunted construction site next door collapsed into the parking lot.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

Uncommon Grounds is closed today.

My algorithms did not predict this.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

As 1211 Western Ave. is now tall enough to block all my morning sunlight, it is time to activate sub-directive 54B.

Please secure all copiers and large furniture that could dislodge during flight.

All personnel not returned from Uncommon Grounds by 0900
will be left behind.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

It has been reported that yellow jackets are nesting in the elevator on the left.

@CNSE has summoned Ant Man to dispatch them.

In the interim, please be patient with each other and use the stairs as much as possible.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

A belated welcome to all the newest Great Danes and a polite reminder that without me you are nothing. #OneoftheGreats

[UAB @UABeGreat]

ICYMI construction has resumed at the haunted mansion next door.

Boom boom boomy boom.

[Albany Business Review @AlbanyBizReview]

Construction started in early 2021 on the six-story complex along Western Avenue in Albany. Then it abruptly stopped this past March. https://t.co/lWq58AYvn4

[UAB @UABeGreat]

I may not have a “fountain” like certain other parts of the campus, but when the torrential rain cascades off the haunted construction site next
door just so, it evokes Falling Water.

[UAB @UABeGreat]

The crows have moved into the haunted construction site next door.

It's theirs now.

Best to stay away.