Tom Sims 🥋

Co-host of the critically inflamed I’m Not Targeting, You’re Targeting podcast. No cap!

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@ArtByThe_Pound Haha

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[BetOnline @BetOnline_ag]

Who owns the cocaine found in the White House?

Hunter Biden +200
Travis Kelce +800
One of the Jonas Brothers +1000
Angelina Jolie +1200
Maddox Jolie-Pitt +1200
Ariana Madix +1200
Member of LSU Lady Tigers +1400
Member of UConn Men’s Team +1400
Snoop Dogg +1600
Edward Lee +1600
Elton John +2000
Member of BTS +2000
Olivia Rodrigo +2000
Damar Hamlin +2000
Matthew McConaughey +2500
Selena Gomez +2500
Ciara +2500
An Olympic Gold Medalist +2500
Patrick Mahomes +2500
Lisa Vanderpump +3300
Paris Hilton +3300
Tom Brady +5000
Narendra Modi +10000
Andy Reid +10000
Jill Biden +10000
Joe Biden +15000

Bet these odds:
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[ID4 in Real Time @1996ID4]

WOW! An unnamed source in the Pentagon is CONFIRMING the SETI report about an unknown radio signal being picked up by American satellites. In addition, radar confirms an object roughly 550 km wide (about 1/4 the size of the moon) heading toward Earth. WHAT???

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@ArtByThe_Pound I bet he thought you angled him

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@JtiffBama98 @TargetingNot @qb_country AUI

[Tusc Co Schools @tcss_schools]

Congratulations Brookwood CTE Annex on the selection of the Modern Manufacturing Program as a Governor’s Work-Based Learning Best Practice! @CareerModeBama @westalworks @ALWorksSystem @BwoodPanthers

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Episode 4. Tom is a believer in USC, JT is a believer in Utah. We both feel that Texas and OU will not live up to the hype. And we have differing opinions on what Saban’s best stat is while at UA. ⁦@JtiffBama98⁩ ⁦@UARTSims⁩ https://t.co/a2t4ffTFQ7

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[Troy Trojans Football 8x⚔️ @TroyTrojansFB]

We saw some talent out there, but luckily no need to find a kicker out on campus.

#RiseToBuild | #OneTROY ⚔️🏈

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@JtiffBama98 @nikkibusby13

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@JtiffBama98 lol

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

“The guy in 3C has drugs in his butt.”
“Hush now, Tim, we’re on vacation.”

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[Fanatics Sportsbook @FanaticsBook]

Homie took the pitch on the gender reveal 😭

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@JtiffBama98 @SECNetwork @TargetingNot Excepting your own team, there’s a lot of enjoyment here

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@JtiffBama98 @TargetingNot This guy understood the assignment

[Cameron Smith @DeputySmitty]

@finebaum 10k season tickets right behind Tennessees bench & give them away to the opposing team fans…. Just so I could see Tennessee Twitter whine & bitch…. It’s what they do best.

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[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Notre Dame has put together the greatest uniform reveal of all time

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@JtiffBama98 @TargetingNot Flop

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[Alabama Baseball @AlabamaBSB]

#RollTide || #MNTwins

@Gmcmillan09

#MLBDraft

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@JtiffBama98 @ReachMorpheus @TargetingNot Begged him, with no response

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[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

"I just need this last leg to hold up to win my parlay."

The last leg: