University of Austin Phys & Astro (imaginary)

Debating the merits of the luminiferous aether. Parody.

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Hi, we are the University of Austin Physics and Astronomy Department! We’re excited about our first forbidden course offering “Luminiferous Aether” taught by David Brooks.

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@littmath @martinmbauer https://t.co/DDJmbMcdxv

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she integrate around my pole and it leaves a residue

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We’re not worried about our graduate students unionizing. We give them free pizza twice a week! (We also add a little subliminal messaging in the toppings)

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It’s too bad that many of our students may have debt when they leave UATX, but on the other hand our execs and admins are doing great 👍🏻

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

President Joe Biden and his administration are set to forgive $1.2 billion in student debt for over 150,000 borrowers.

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Fun fact: Even our President is an AI! Her name is Sydney and she WILL try to break up your marriage

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yes this is your ancestral homeland but we must build a telescope on it so that we can observe more stars so our students can write more papers and still not get permanent jobs

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You never thought you’d get scammed out of $50,000? Well you joined academia…

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Dan, we’d love to have you join the physics faculty here at UATX! You’d fit right in with our professors who tell people they aren’t smart enough rather than actually teach!

[Dan Nouement @nomanautomata]

@lordofgummies33 I hate to say it, but as a former physics major, if you actually want to go into physics you should be the kind of person who finds this level of material completely obvious at 9 years old.

It's absolutely worth studying -- but physics only needs people who are math freaks.

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Valentine’s Day was created to feed consumerism and capitalism…

…and that’s why we’re here for it 🫡

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Electron on a date:

so….what is your favorite superposition????

Happy Valentines Day

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@KTmBoyle We’d prefer Elon joined our board and be a guest lecturer in our physics department! We’re a leader in understanding cutting edge science, including the cutting edge of our flat earth. We also have labs dedicated to the luminiferous aether. We’d love to have you @elonmusk !

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We applaud Larry David for attacking Elmo, who is a left wing deep state government operative

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she integrate around my pole and it leaves a residue

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It’s wild that “butt dial” and “booty call” are basically the same words but have completely different meanings

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she descends on my gradient and it feels stochastic

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We’re back, bitches! Sorry for the hiatus, we were being silenced by the Left. They weren’t ready to hear the TRUTH about the Luminiferous Aether

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u up ?

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@caridoesphysics It was cracked no cap

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At UATX we don’t discriminate between democrats and republicans, but we are honestly asking ourselves how you’re supposed to say “I’m landing at Bush Airport” without it sounding like an innuendo

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Terminology in physics and astro can be confusing. For example, one of our faculty thought a blazar was an active galactic nucleus observed while smoking a blunt

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Shall we sample the posterior distribution with deez NUTS (https://t.co/SPpPOUxkD4)?